18+ means 18+, not “I’m 14 but I don’t get offended by your posts” or “I’m 16 but I’m mature for my age”
// If you’re a minor, get off my page, this isn’t for you //
We all have that coworker who, on a busy day retreats to the walk in refridgerator to “take stock”, only to emerge hours later nearly frozen to death, blinded- cataracts of ice over eyes and skin a palid blue, muttering names followed by numbers that, despite the nonsensicality of it, you can’t help but remember, only to catch glimpses of the customers drivers liscences that day to see that not only do the names match up, but the numbers spoken also seem to match the date of birth shown. And it doesnt get busy the next day so he doesnt do it again. But the day after that it does get busy so he goes back in and out of the fridge, this time muttering another set of names and dates but is having trouble this time, for his lips and tongue are frostbitten, dead and numb, but you manage to catch the name and number of a customer you served yesterday, a regular, but the date has changed- it is now a new month and day, years away in the future
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Having foul sex with my grotesque wife
having grotesque sex with my gargoyle wife
gargoyling my wife’s nuts
I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)
couldnt get the thought of a mossy, spirit cat out of my head so i drew it after work :)
Where did you come from
Tumblr is my home….I never left
I left tumblr during the porn ban and now im back for no reason
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RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen
Hot tip: don’t fuck your breakfast
listening and learning + posting my apology video to patreon ($25+ tier)


















